Tuesday, December 21, 2010

There are some things 'The Twizzler' can't fix.


                    Image above: Twizzler from the back (L), and the front (R)

'Twizzlers' are successfully carried out when the middle knuckle is raised and held firm between surrounding fingers, and then driven into the opponents skin in rotating motions. Keep your game face on, and say things like 'Welcome to the Twizzler' and 'Its Twizzle time' in a low and aggressive tone.
The Twizzler is a modern form of street fighting, often favoured for its 'Minimal Physical Impact - Maximum Mental Impression' that it leaves on its victim.

Although The Twizzler can be used in many compromising situations, it won't work every time.

The Twizzler will always lose against a gun.
The Twizzler can only be used one time per victim, as it relies heavily on shock value.
You can not use the Twizzler to make a baby stop crying.
You can not use the Twizzler to win at Scrabble or any other board game (except perhaps Twister)
And last and most unfortunately not least, you can not use the Twizzler to make someone fall in love with you, or stay in love with you.

Use this sacred form of fighting wisely, and only share with those worthy of the knowledge.

The time is now to Twizzle responsibly, so go forth friends, and Twizzle your way to a better future.

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